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Do not infringe on the patent. Do not infringe on the patent. Do not... wait a minute. I can do whatever the hell I feel like.

 
French mayor gains power over life and death! Well, just death really. God is said to be a bit irked by the insolence. Another example of those arrogant French and their supernatural laws...

 
Ah, beer. It improves your sex life (at least your chances for one). It makes you healthier, and can specifically be of benefit to your heart. Why, it even increases your intelligence.

So to hell with your problems. Drink up!

(full disclosure: one of my favorites)

 
I guess for some of us, it's all about making virtual online simluated sex real online simulated sex.

And now I could joke about joysticks, hard drives and the Insert key, but instead I'll pass.

 
What would you do if you planned for a drag race and nobody came? You'd arrest them, that's what. And yes, I'm aware of the incongruity in arresting people who aren't there. Read the article...

(by way of The Comedian)

 
Ladies: I give you the dedicated man.

 
Can we please stop distributing X-Files scripts outside the US?

Oh, I do have one good thing to say about this Canuck's foaming-at-the-keyboard composition: he types his rant in neat, digestable paragraphs. Makes it much easier to blow it out ones ass.

(tip of the glass to Bb, Glenn and James for aiming squarely at it)

 
Annoyances our forefathers (and foremothers) never encountered, No. 23,139:

Trying to update your weblog's archive page when archives are effectively kaput. (Yes! Yes! Thanks Blogger!)

 
Superheroes I'd like to see (though I'd probably never buy their comic books):

• Captain Categorization
• Morphin' For No Reason Man
• The Sack
• Disingenuous Daredevil

That's right, I usually post lists on my Blurried Musings blog. What's it to you?

 
If you can't beat 'em, build a wall around 'em.