Edward Bulwer Lytton was right: the pen is mightier than the music executive. I'm pretty sure that's what he said.

 
Best co-quotes for 2002 (so far):

"Our target audience has an average IQ of 87."
- Mad Magazine co-editor Nick Meglin

"And we usually disappoint them."
- Mad co-editor John Ficarra

(snipped from the Philadelphia Enquirer)