Oh no, my mother was right all along! Sorry about that mom. Did you at least enjoy Mother's Day?

 
So what you're telling me is if I put on a crappy electronic belt with a buckle sending out tiny electric shocks to my stomach muscles, I won't get abs like a washboard? This means I have to do it the old-fashioned way... Well that sucks.

 
How many days can I go guffless? Not as many as one might think, but it's a lot.